Okay folks, I won't lie, the whole idea of this blog has been sharked (stolen) from some random ass blog I won't name, buttt FUCK IT.lol
Now many people have heard this story but I feel the need to re-tell it, for old times sake (why I'm posting this on the internet for millions to see *shrugs shoulders*)
So...although I've always been an avid porn-watcher, I've never really been big in the whole idea of masturbating. Touching myself in that way just seemed odd. Just felt like a females hand doing the same job, somehow made everything better. But after watching the best porn in lonnng time, I decide to try the whole "beat my dick" thing.lls *smh*
Well i guess I fucked up by not searching for any lube of some sort (ex. Vaseline or some shit), but I decided to place my raw hand on my raw penis & go for it. After 3 minutes of vigorous strokage, I was left both in pain & confused as to why it seemed my dick began to swell up. *smh again*
I stopped for a few & figured that was normal so I started again, only to amplify my displeasure. Knowing that it would look the exact same in my bathroom, I still decided to walk in my bathroom & observe my newly swollen body part and, left with no other options, I tucked it safe away in my pants & went to sleep hoping that little dilemma would fix itself. Unfortunately, I woke up w/the same problem. Talk about a distraction in school. Although it wasn't apparent to anyone, it was still hard for me to sit in Geometry (yes, this was in hs folks.lol) and learn so yeah. To end things off, it took days for the fluid to flush (excessive pissing) and I walked away from that experience unsure exactly how it swelled up, but sure that I would definitely not try that shit again.
haha. Story for the record books.
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