New Blog
Same Me....not too much changed
For those wondering about the other blog, due to an unfortunate event, that blog is no longer in effect so yeah....this is the new shiiit.lol
Happy New Years Eve y'all!
Ch'yeah
*edit: btw, I added10 older posts from my previous blog (either cause of some type of relevance or I just really like them) so y'all can check those out as well (my personal top 10 is below this post) but new posts will be made at the top of 2009.
12.30.2008
Masturbation Chronicles (12.1)
Okay folks, I won't lie, the whole idea of this blog has been sharked (stolen) from some random ass blog I won't name, buttt FUCK IT.lol
Now many people have heard this story but I feel the need to re-tell it, for old times sake (why I'm posting this on the internet for millions to see *shrugs shoulders*)
So...although I've always been an avid porn-watcher, I've never really been big in the whole idea of masturbating. Touching myself in that way just seemed odd. Just felt like a females hand doing the same job, somehow made everything better. But after watching the best porn in lonnng time, I decide to try the whole "beat my dick" thing.lls *smh*
Well i guess I fucked up by not searching for any lube of some sort (ex. Vaseline or some shit), but I decided to place my raw hand on my raw penis & go for it. After 3 minutes of vigorous strokage, I was left both in pain & confused as to why it seemed my dick began to swell up. *smh again*
I stopped for a few & figured that was normal so I started again, only to amplify my displeasure. Knowing that it would look the exact same in my bathroom, I still decided to walk in my bathroom & observe my newly swollen body part and, left with no other options, I tucked it safe away in my pants & went to sleep hoping that little dilemma would fix itself. Unfortunately, I woke up w/the same problem. Talk about a distraction in school. Although it wasn't apparent to anyone, it was still hard for me to sit in Geometry (yes, this was in hs folks.lol) and learn so yeah. To end things off, it took days for the fluid to flush (excessive pissing) and I walked away from that experience unsure exactly how it swelled up, but sure that I would definitely not try that shit again.
haha. Story for the record books.
Now many people have heard this story but I feel the need to re-tell it, for old times sake (why I'm posting this on the internet for millions to see *shrugs shoulders*)
So...although I've always been an avid porn-watcher, I've never really been big in the whole idea of masturbating. Touching myself in that way just seemed odd. Just felt like a females hand doing the same job, somehow made everything better. But after watching the best porn in lonnng time, I decide to try the whole "beat my dick" thing.lls *smh*
Well i guess I fucked up by not searching for any lube of some sort (ex. Vaseline or some shit), but I decided to place my raw hand on my raw penis & go for it. After 3 minutes of vigorous strokage, I was left both in pain & confused as to why it seemed my dick began to swell up. *smh again*
I stopped for a few & figured that was normal so I started again, only to amplify my displeasure. Knowing that it would look the exact same in my bathroom, I still decided to walk in my bathroom & observe my newly swollen body part and, left with no other options, I tucked it safe away in my pants & went to sleep hoping that little dilemma would fix itself. Unfortunately, I woke up w/the same problem. Talk about a distraction in school. Although it wasn't apparent to anyone, it was still hard for me to sit in Geometry (yes, this was in hs folks.lol) and learn so yeah. To end things off, it took days for the fluid to flush (excessive pissing) and I walked away from that experience unsure exactly how it swelled up, but sure that I would definitely not try that shit again.
haha. Story for the record books.
Paradise.... (9.06)
A couple weeks late posting these but these are my vacations pics (which, for those who didn't know, I stayed on Paradise Island in the Bahamas...it's right next to Nassau)....all taken from my camera phone. Don't need too much more info cause the pics speak for themselves but blahhh!, here's what i got.
Morning time in the airport....
Poolside & such
Next 3 shots are from my balcony view:
Shots from the Bridge connecting Paradise Island to Nassau:
Sunset
Random graffiti when we walked into the town
Alcoholic's heaven
I was punishing these joints.lol (Rum Punch). Btw...legal drinking age is 17 in the Bahamas ; )
Wild ass driving out there.lls. Steering wheel on the right side on many cars + they drive on the left side of the road.haha
Mini-aquarium at the Atlantis (humungous hotel beside us)
Morning time in the airport....
Poolside & such
Next 3 shots are from my balcony view:
Shots from the Bridge connecting Paradise Island to Nassau:
Sunset
Random graffiti when we walked into the town
Alcoholic's heaven
I was punishing these joints.lol (Rum Punch). Btw...legal drinking age is 17 in the Bahamas ; )
Wild ass driving out there.lls. Steering wheel on the right side on many cars + they drive on the left side of the road.haha
Mini-aquarium at the Atlantis (humungous hotel beside us)
D-Day: History as We Know It (11.3)
Just hours away from the most important day in our lifetime & (as expected) my anticipation level is sooo high.
I've never been the type to dwell too much in politics but 08 has caught my attention like no other election. Part of this is due to my age but I encourage more of my peers to become aware of the world around us. Being that we're approaching the end of our adolescence, everything will begin to directly affect us verrry soon for those who haven't already felt the sting of the economic recession.
From my observations, it appears we (United States as a whole) have a long way to go before we completely get beyond this whole race issue. It's a barrier of some sort and people have yet to think outside the box. I can say I support Sen. Barack Obama for more reasons then solely his race. For the ignorant people out there, he's isn't even fully black. He has a white mother, and STILL there are millions out there who won't vote for a black man for that exact reason.
Regardless of his plans for our country, they're still being narrow-minded. I'm late commenting on this but that whole 30 minute campaign Obama recently aired was pointless in my opinion because the vast majority of registered voters already know who they're voting for. Speaking of which, McCain supporters are theee worst. I haven't heard one common fucking sense reason people follow this man. I'm not implying that he has nothing good to bring to the table but the only reasons I hear people vote for him is because they don't want to vote for a black man or that Obama's a supposed "terrorist". That's idiotic, but I won't even elaborate on that too much.
I surely hope the people behind the polling don't cheat. For some, it sounds unlikely but you never know what can happen. If McCain wins fair & square then respect given but I hope to wake up hearing good news. Good luck Obama. I hope you win, not just because you're a black man, but because you're a leader, a hero & simply qualified to do this shit.
.1.
I've never been the type to dwell too much in politics but 08 has caught my attention like no other election. Part of this is due to my age but I encourage more of my peers to become aware of the world around us. Being that we're approaching the end of our adolescence, everything will begin to directly affect us verrry soon for those who haven't already felt the sting of the economic recession.
From my observations, it appears we (United States as a whole) have a long way to go before we completely get beyond this whole race issue. It's a barrier of some sort and people have yet to think outside the box. I can say I support Sen. Barack Obama for more reasons then solely his race. For the ignorant people out there, he's isn't even fully black. He has a white mother, and STILL there are millions out there who won't vote for a black man for that exact reason.
Regardless of his plans for our country, they're still being narrow-minded. I'm late commenting on this but that whole 30 minute campaign Obama recently aired was pointless in my opinion because the vast majority of registered voters already know who they're voting for. Speaking of which, McCain supporters are theee worst. I haven't heard one common fucking sense reason people follow this man. I'm not implying that he has nothing good to bring to the table but the only reasons I hear people vote for him is because they don't want to vote for a black man or that Obama's a supposed "terrorist". That's idiotic, but I won't even elaborate on that too much.
I surely hope the people behind the polling don't cheat. For some, it sounds unlikely but you never know what can happen. If McCain wins fair & square then respect given but I hope to wake up hearing good news. Good luck Obama. I hope you win, not just because you're a black man, but because you're a leader, a hero & simply qualified to do this shit.
.1.
Artist Spotlight: Lauren Iciano (11.12)
Blood of a Slave, Heart of a King
This is Dope. Bottom Line
*edit* >> Bread to anybody (outside of Buckmouth Lu) that can name the originator of this quote
This is Dope. Bottom Line
*edit* >> Bread to anybody (outside of Buckmouth Lu) that can name the originator of this quote
Overwhelmed (11.18)
Senior year is so much more stressful then Junior year, yet filled w/so many more memorable moments. At this time & point, I find myself, seemingly "stacked to the ceiling" w/work. I could have never fathomed this until now. With a combination of studying for SAT's, ACT's, involvement with the school play (staying after school & memorizing lines in spare time), senior portfolio's, college tours/expos, college research in general on top of regular school work, I can't seem to multitask as good as I want. More frequently am I finding myself going days at a time w/damn near restless nights & the longest days.
Today for example, I wake up @ 6:30, go to school until 3, stay after school until 7, study SAT work w/my parents until 9 something and still had more schoolwork left to do.
It'll all be over soon but I try to keep my mind focused on the prize, for my future will be heavily influenced by these next 3 months or so. Not one day goes by where I'm not thinking about college...no lie. I'm spending entire lunches in the Career Center researching just for the fuck of it. I surely can't wait to see how these upcoming months will unravel. Hopefully some positive will come from it.
On another note, I wanna congratulate my man Ronald Callendar for getting accepted to University of Hartford w/a $40,000 grant (real good school btw). I remember me, you, Tate & Spencer/Head used to chill hard as hell 8th grade year & now it seems we all are about to lead completely different lives. I just wish I wasn't so damn hard-headed & stayed on the right path like you. Either way, nothing but congrats to you brotha for making your dream a reality. Too bad hindsight is 20/20 *smh*
Today for example, I wake up @ 6:30, go to school until 3, stay after school until 7, study SAT work w/my parents until 9 something and still had more schoolwork left to do.
It'll all be over soon but I try to keep my mind focused on the prize, for my future will be heavily influenced by these next 3 months or so. Not one day goes by where I'm not thinking about college...no lie. I'm spending entire lunches in the Career Center researching just for the fuck of it. I surely can't wait to see how these upcoming months will unravel. Hopefully some positive will come from it.
On another note, I wanna congratulate my man Ronald Callendar for getting accepted to University of Hartford w/a $40,000 grant (real good school btw). I remember me, you, Tate & Spencer/Head used to chill hard as hell 8th grade year & now it seems we all are about to lead completely different lives. I just wish I wasn't so damn hard-headed & stayed on the right path like you. Either way, nothing but congrats to you brotha for making your dream a reality. Too bad hindsight is 20/20 *smh*
11.30
“You probably don’t need a magazine to tell you this, but there is no longer a separation between the personal you and the public you. (Google your best friend to see what I mean) You might still believe that you have a few separate identities. Aliases, you think of them as: the Player, the Businessman, the Guy Who Meets Her Parents. But chances are all these separate identities have started to bleed into one another in the so-called virtual world. The you that wears a suit to work and the you that takes pictures with Hooters waitresses: those are the same person now, thanks to your Facebook page, your Blog, your Flickr account. The truth is that person you are in those realms is as real and important to keep an eye on as the person you are when you’re sitting in a job interview. As you upload yourself to a searchable platform, keep this in mind: not everyone - and certainly not your co-workers or your future wife - needs to know everything about you. You can always let someone in on a secret; you can never un-let him in on it.”
— Excerpt from “The Virtual Man.” GQ October 2008hmmmm...makes ya wonder doesn't it?
Quote of the Day (8.23)
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
- Patrick Star.
lmao, now wasn't that a surprise. Peeped it on some random Spongebob episode a few days ago...i truly think that Patricks a genius & he just doesn't know it. To those who truly pay attention to the show, every now & then he pops up w/some intelligent shit to say.
ex.2: "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are"
ex.3: "Friendship is more important than intelligence; I choose to be an idiot!"
ex.4: "Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last one I would have suspected, but I was looking for me the entire time! It's the perfect crime!"
though this is a pointless ass post (lls), i dont giveeafuhhh cause i can do that.lol
- Patrick Star.
lmao, now wasn't that a surprise. Peeped it on some random Spongebob episode a few days ago...i truly think that Patricks a genius & he just doesn't know it. To those who truly pay attention to the show, every now & then he pops up w/some intelligent shit to say.
ex.2: "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are"
ex.3: "Friendship is more important than intelligence; I choose to be an idiot!"
ex.4: "Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last one I would have suspected, but I was looking for me the entire time! It's the perfect crime!"
though this is a pointless ass post (lls), i dont giveeafuhhh cause i can do that.lol
Drawn w/Lines (7.30)
Things aren't always as they seem.
*edit: stolen from Charlie
So this is like the coolest fuckin video I've seen in a min. for some strange reason.lol....idk, it's different.
Too bad you can't draw a female companion up like that though. Of course it's fictional but still.....got me wanting a girl & such = /
But of course this feeling will most likely fade in due time...I don't think that at this point in my life, it's the wisest, nor is it the most convenient decision to make. Entering my last year of hs & I'm just tryna have fun w/o being tied down or restricted. The thought always seems nice but there's always so much more to it. There's always a catch. On the other side, shit gets mad boring being single for a long period of time....guess I need to find some type of middleground.
*edit: stolen from Charlie
So this is like the coolest fuckin video I've seen in a min. for some strange reason.lol....idk, it's different.
Too bad you can't draw a female companion up like that though. Of course it's fictional but still.....got me wanting a girl & such = /
But of course this feeling will most likely fade in due time...I don't think that at this point in my life, it's the wisest, nor is it the most convenient decision to make. Entering my last year of hs & I'm just tryna have fun w/o being tied down or restricted. The thought always seems nice but there's always so much more to it. There's always a catch. On the other side, shit gets mad boring being single for a long period of time....guess I need to find some type of middleground.
Life's a Bitch (7. 08)
Ain't it odd how innocent a baby can be. So naive. Blissfully unaware of the world's problems.
We all know they can cry & and they can throw temper tantrums but generally speaking, babies are happy individuals. They don't see color, no such thing as racism, not until they grow & mature at least, but it made me smile to myself today as I realized this while waitin for this baby to finish usin the bathroom at work.
But the thing that trips me out is the "real world" seems so fucked. Not tryna visit my retrospective but it can mess up a person's whole outlook on life once they see how unfair life really is. People don't always get a fair shot & things don't always turn out the way we planned.....all in all, i suppose I'm just venting, but Life's a bitch. Bottom line.
We all know they can cry & and they can throw temper tantrums but generally speaking, babies are happy individuals. They don't see color, no such thing as racism, not until they grow & mature at least, but it made me smile to myself today as I realized this while waitin for this baby to finish usin the bathroom at work.
But the thing that trips me out is the "real world" seems so fucked. Not tryna visit my retrospective but it can mess up a person's whole outlook on life once they see how unfair life really is. People don't always get a fair shot & things don't always turn out the way we planned.....all in all, i suppose I'm just venting, but Life's a bitch. Bottom line.
Untitled (7.03)
I'll leave this post untitled, just my ramblings for the day....
So today went like really good, extraordinary if you will. Nothing major happened, I did book 3 females and that was prolly a major contributor to it but even the fact that I got my electric monitor hooked up to the house phone didn't get me down. Sometimes, people need to just sit back and look up at the sky, it's calming ya'know. Beautiful day today.
I thought back to a phrase i heard, "you gotta make it through hell to experience heaven".....now sure, i know my father & my mother aint a fiend or no shit but I've still experienced my own fair share of shit in my life. Shit's been real cloudy for me this past year & some change and I won't even begin to get into it but now that I think about it, the sun's starting to make it's presence known.
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